And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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