he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
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I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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