i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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