we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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