i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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