Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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