normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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