Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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