no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
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I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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