Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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