and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
