none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
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