the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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