Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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