It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Are we in a gay sports bar?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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