talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
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i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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