wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
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Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
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WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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