I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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