no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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