It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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