wake up i wanna do it froggy style
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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