I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
only you would photoshop your dick
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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