im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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