Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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