Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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