I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Come share oat with me in your robe
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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