he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
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