On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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