Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just forgot I was standing up.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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