Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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