it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Randomize