I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
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i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
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Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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