Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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