return my video game
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I could make wine with my vomit
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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