it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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