remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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