all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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