Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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