I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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