I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
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That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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