belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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