Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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