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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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