Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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