Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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