shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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