pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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