Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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