We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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