"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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