we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
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Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
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We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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