That's intense
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
True strength comes from lack of pants
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize