Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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