so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
